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The one thing I don’t like about these dresses, THEY WILL DISINTEGRATE AT THE SLIGHTEST SIGN OF STRESS.
That is all.
Fun with Formatting
I’m usually a Magic grammar Nazi, but on occassion I let myself have some fun with the wording. A good example would be Old Spice Man in the meme cards post. Here’s another one, dredged from my days on the MSPA fora:
Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete 3
Artifizzle — Equizzle
Equizzled crizzle gets +2/+0 and has first strizzle.
Whenever equizzled crizzle deals combat dizzle to another crizzle, tizzle that crizzle. It doesn’t untizzle during its contrizzle’s next untizzle stizzle. (Fo’ rizzle.)
Equizzle 3
Memes. Memes Everywhere.
As you may know, I’ve been evaluating some cards made by my fellow ask-‘walkers that were based on Internet memes. I also mentioned that I would be brainstorming some meme cards of my own. Given this introduction, you can probably guess what’s under the read-more.
Pet peeve: Planeswalk =/= Plainswalk
Note, however, that if you have both Gideon Jura and Aysen Highway, you can have a planeswalker with plainswalk.
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Oh, why not? Yo dawg, we heard you like planeswalking, so we put plainswalk on your planeswalker so you can plainswalk while you planeswalk.
