Ponies: Pone Harder

Hi! I’m not dead! :D

On that note, and in light of the latest episode of Friendship is Witchcraft, have some parodic pony cards:

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I love all my children: Mmm Sliver and Tumblr Sets

asksliverqueen:

((Making a set! Of course, it is largely based around slivers, but will contain other things also, so do not despair! So basically this is a post that is going to do a lot of things. WOW CLARITY.

FIRST THING: There are about 25 cards in the set so far. If anyone would like to help me go through them and judge them for mechanics and fairness, that would be wonderful, as I’ve never made a set before ;w;

SECOND THING: If you have any ideas for slivers! That would be wonderful! Please drop me a line in my ask if you do! It would be most fabulous! Especially if the slivers had very smart-sounding names! <ex: Abstersive and Algedonic Slivers. BUT THIS DOES NOT HAVE TO BE. GIVE ME ALL THE WEIRD NAMES.>

THIRD THING: As much as I love art, I can’t do it all by myself ;n; So if anyone is interested in helping with that, that would be fabu.

FOURTH THING: I’m actually also making a tumblr set, so please please please, if you want to make a card for it, or you want to be in it, or you want someone/something else in it, let me know! And give information, if you could; otherwise it might get weird :L And if you are having a card of yourself, it would be great for you to do your own art so it’s especially special!

Anywhoodles, thank you for your time if you’re reading this, and I would greatly appreciate your help! Thanks again! Love, Mod!))

The thing about me is that when I have ideas, I usually have them in batches. As such, here are twenty-eight Slivers, plus a Sliver in spirit.

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And the Homestuck comes in the ni~ight!

Inspired by these bad boys (and girls), have some holly jolly Dragoncestor cards.

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askredstokes:

Hey Jinmod, I was a bit unsure of how this card would work Colorwise. Also I feel it&#8217;s a bit undercosted&#8230; but I&#8217;m not sure.

There&#8217;s really not much that&#8217;s green here. Maybe the vigilance, but the card could easily be just white-blue. You&#8217;re definitely right about the undercosted aspect. Anything that can swing for three in the air, crank out a 4/4 shroud guy in the same turn, and live through a Lightning Bolt should not cost four, even four mana of specific colors. Finally, given that she makes Golems, she should probably be an Artificer. I recommend the following:
Kalarsis, Azure Broodqueen 4WULegendary Creature — Gargoyle ArtificerFlying, vigilanceGolem creatures you control get +1/+1 and have hexproof.2WU, T: Put a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token onto the battlefield3/4 

askredstokes:

Hey Jinmod, I was a bit unsure of how this card would work Colorwise. Also I feel it’s a bit undercosted… but I’m not sure.

There’s really not much that’s green here. Maybe the vigilance, but the card could easily be just white-blue. You’re definitely right about the undercosted aspect. Anything that can swing for three in the air, crank out a 4/4 shroud guy in the same turn, and live through a Lightning Bolt should not cost four, even four mana of specific colors. Finally, given that she makes Golems, she should probably be an Artificer. I recommend the following:

Kalarsis, Azure Broodqueen 4WU
Legendary Creature — Gargoyle Artificer
Flying, vigilance
Golem creatures you control get +1/+1 and have hexproof.
2WU, T: Put a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token onto the battlefield
3/4 

bloculus:

Some non-creature cards from A Game of Thrones.

The Iron ThroneIndestructible isn’t a keyword, so you’ll need to say “The Iron Throne is indestructible.” You use “equip” where you mean to use “attach” and “highest” when you want “greatest”. Equipment flavor doesn’t really work for something you sit on rather than wield. And do I really need to explain why an Equipment with no means of reattachment in a two-player game is a bad idea?

The Wall: Human and Soldier should both be capitalized. Lands without mana abilities simply aren’t done anymore, especially not when they act as free tribal Ghostly Prisons. I recommend making this a white legendary snow enchantment.

Kingslayer’s Stroke: Strictly worse than Hero’s Demise.

Wedges of Alara

Like many of you (maybe), during and after Alara Block, I thought about the characteristics of plane shards based on wedges of colors rather than arcs. (That is, a color and its enemies rather than a color and its allies.) Being me, I made some cards based on my conclusions, including cycles of mythic fatties and Ultimata

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askrikuoftworeflections:

Oona, Queen of the Parasprites.
Someone should seriously make a card for this
Source: Equestria Daily

That&#8217;s what I&#8217;m here for.
Woona, Queen of the Sprites 3(ub)(ub)(ub)Legendary Creature — Unicorn PegasusFlying(ub): Target opponent exiles the top card of his or her library. If it&#8217;s a land card, put a 1/1 blue and black Pest creature token with flying onto the battlefield.At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 1/1 blue and black Pest creature token with flying onto the battlefield for each Pest you control.3/4 

askrikuoftworeflections:

Oona, Queen of the Parasprites.

Someone should seriously make a card for this

Source: Equestria Daily

That’s what I’m here for.

Woona, Queen of the Sprites 3(ub)(ub)(ub)
Legendary Creature — Unicorn Pegasus
Flying
(ub): Target opponent exiles the top card of his or her library. If it’s a land card, put a 1/1 blue and black Pest creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 1/1 blue and black Pest creature token with flying onto the battlefield for each Pest you control.
3/4 

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asker

askoldjin-gitaxias asked: Pony praetors. Now.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Shit Just Got Meta.

As it happens, I have been working on several sets worth of pony cards, ranging from aspects of the show to Fallout: Equestria to, yes, Phyrexian ponies. I haven’t posted most of them because I figured no one would want their dashes thus cluttered. Still, I suppose the compleated Mane Six would be sufficiently cool…

Rarity, Grand Synthesist 4WW
Legendary Creature — Unicorn Praetor
Vigilance
Artifact and enchantment spells you cast cost 2 less to cast.
Artifact and enchantment spells your opponents cast cost 2 more to cast.
"Norn’s philosophy is sound, but her methods are hopelessly crude. Phyrexia must be as a tapestry, not a crazy quilt." 
3/6 

Twilight Sparkle, Gnostic Augur 6UU
Legendary Creature — Unicorn Praetor
Hexproof
If you would draw a card, draw two cards instead.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player discards a card.
"Gitaxias has had a good run. Now it’s time for somepony with real management skills to take over." 
4/3

Pinkie Pie, Partying One 4BB
Legendary Creature — Pony Praetor
Creatures you control have lifelink.
Creatures your opponents control have “Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you lose that much life.”
"Miss Bitey-Pants isn’t in charge anymore. All will be fun!”
4/4 

Rainbow Dash the Awesome 4RR
Legendary Creature — Pegasus Praetor
Flying
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, it gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent’s control, tap it. Rainbow Dash the Awesome deals 2 damage to that creature.
3/4

Applejack, Voice of Vigor 5GG
Legendary Creature — Pony Praetor
Applejack, Voice of Vigor can’t be countered.
Untap all lands you control during each other player’s untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, tap all lands your opponents control.
"That Vorinclex fella’s more interested in his stomach than leadin’ folks. I ain’t."
5/4

Fluttershy, Clousdale Outcast 2GW
Legendary Creature — Pegasus
Defender, flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a -1/-1 counter from each creature you control and you lose a poison counter.
1GW: Prevent all damage that would be dealt by sources with infect this turn.
"My friends are fallen. They are not lost."
1/5

Ditzy Doo, the Prevailer 3RW
Legendary Creature — Pegasus Warrior
Flying, first strike
Ponycraft — Creatures you control get +3/+0 as long as you control three or more Ponies, Pegasi, and/or Unicorns.
"As long as my heart holds a friend, there is hope for Equestria."
3/3 

Gathering the Magi

The Time Spiral block Magi are a great example of why I love that block. They brought together flavor and nostalgia in a cool new execution; wizards calling upon the devices, places, and magics of antiquity. You may think you see where I’m going with this, but you don’t. Not totally. You see, I’m going to get a bit… unsettling.

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